Why I Love Bubba: #100003

If you know Bubba, you know how true this is.

Scene: Daddy and the kids are about to leave the house to get coffee.  Bubba is talking non-stop.

Daddy: Bubba, if you’re going to come with me, you need to be quiet.  I will tell you when you can start talking again.

Bubba: Okay.  Can I get something to eat at the coffee shop?

Mommy (biting lip and stifling giggles): *snort*

Daddy: I just said, if you’re  going to come with me, you can’t talk.  I’ll tell you when you can talk.

Bubba: Okay.  But I can I get something to eat at the coffee shop?  Like a blueberry muffin?

Mommy (bursting out into laughter): Have fun!

Bubba: Stop laughing at me!  It’s not funny!

Oh, buddy, but it is…

Recent Bubba Quotes

On how to start a race: “On your market… get set… GO!”

Inquiring about Daddy’s fear of a certain animal: “Why are you afraid of hippopawnamisses?”

Playing restaurant with Moco, Austin & Emily: “I would yike a yettuce yeaf!”

Weekend Quotes

Bubba is finally in one of my favorite childhood stages — the imaginary play stage:

“Hey, Mempiss!  Pretend I’m a workoh, and I’m working so hard that I couldn’t make food, okay?”

“Hey, Mempiss!  Pretend I’m a pah-yeeceman, and you caw because a yittle boy stole my pah-yeece caw, so I have to throw him in jail.”

“Hey, Mempiss!  Pretend I’m a fie-yo-fightoh and… and… and… pretend I’m a fie-yo-fightoh and… and… um… and… Hey, Mempiss!”

“I had a screw so I put it in the waw, and then I put up the haw-way yight…” (as he buzzes the walls with his Handy Manny saw and safety goggles on top of his head)

That crazy kid…

Why I Love Bubba: Reason #12

Daddy (about Bubba): He’s t-i-r-e-d.

Bubba: Does that spell ‘bullsit’?